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Friday, September 21, 2012

Hercules and Love Affair (2008)

"Blind" is better than anything Anthony & the Johnsons ever did, if that means anything to you (which it shouldn't), but the rest is the usual 80's fetishism so predominant in hipper circles.

4/10

Praise for Lord Garrett

"Lord Garrett achieves the elaboration (contrasted with the condensation) of a figure of speech in the furthest stage to which ingenuity can carry it. The telescoping of images and multiplied is characteristic of his genius, which consists in a heterogeneity of material compelled into unity by the operation of the blogger's mind."
-- T. S. Eliot

"Hardily, this fele blogge of Lord Gareth ny passeth myn owne werkes, right so over mesure. Ich unnethe devysen conne how muchel disport and game it doth me."
-- Geoffrey Chaucer

"If religion is the opium of the people, this blog is the heroin!"
-- Karl Marx

"Lord Garrett is the biggest threat to American youth since Polio."
-- George W. Bush

"While reading this blog, I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run if you will, so I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands."
-- Tobias Funke

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-- Kanye West

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-- Herman Cain, during 2012 Campaign Speech